A Non-Exhaustive List Of Ways Olivier Sarr May Have Gained 40 Pounds This Offseason

So, Olivier Sarr got jacked:

I don’t understand how this is possible, but I’ve been thinking. Here are some of my ideas as for how this is possible,

• Super Shredder Ooze
• Super Soldier Serum, a la Steve Rogers
• Presence of X Gene
• Charles Barkley Diet
• Hyperbolic Time Chamber
• Olivier ate Brandon Childress
• Distant relation to Andre The Giant
• Olivier is actually Teen Wolf and is also super hairy now
• Special Wonderland cakes
• Gamma Radiation
• Olivier was weighed in Kevlar clothes
• Issues with conversion from kilograms (he’s French, after all)
• Shaq gave him some in a revolutionary weight transference program
• Reverse hunger strike
• Stress eating due to Bryant Crawford’s departure
• They weighed Doral Moore instead and got confused
• Olivier ACTUALLY had a toy rocket in his pocket on the scale
• There’s some French mega growth spurt I wasn’t aware of
• The power of the three demandments of Hulkamania
• He was inspired to get a compliment from Booker T (okay, no more wrestling jokes, I promise)
• He just now discovered Cookout shakes and can’t stop
• Hard work and proper diet. What? It’s possible.

Got any other possibilities? Share them in the comments. I’ll go back to shaking my head in disbelief.

—SF