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A Lyrical Preview of the Drake Bulldogs

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I don't know a lot about the Drake Bulldogs, but I am familiar with some of the Canadian rapper Drake's work, so I went with what I knew

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A look at Drake the basketball team using Drake the rapper's song Forever as the lyrical template:

Intro

It may not mean nothing to y'all

But understand the Deacs can't start 0 and 3

Though I don't plan on watching at all

Cause this whole game is just online, just online, just online

I'm giving this research my all

And searching every site for a stream that's free

And I ain't even planning to stall, Wake needs to put up ninety-nine, ninety-nine, ninety-nine.

Drake Intro

Last name ever

First name greatest

Like a sprained ankle Drake ain't nothing to play with

Started off local but thanks to all the haters

I know D3 players on a first name basis

Bulldogs started off the year hot, played Coe

Beat 'em up and down the court to start off, 1 and 0

Ballin in Des Moines, with a new coach, Niko.

If you were at the game you know they balled, free throws

Drop the jump shot that swish sounded like an album

Who'da thought a team like Drake'd stir up all our fandom

Coaches want they grace inside the paint like a stallion

Everybody got a deal, Drake did it without one

Yeah, balla they about they business

Killing all these D3's you would swear they had a hit list

Everyone who doubted them is asking for forgiveness

If you a'int seen good D this year, at you get to witness, switches