If you just change it from "St. Elmo's" to "Bzdelik's," the song is really fun. it'll be stuck in your head the whole game.

Wake Forest has never won an ACC Tournament game in Atlanta in five previous tries (1983, 1985, 1989, 2001, 2009), but maybe they can make it one in six against Maryland. Lucky for the Deacs that they came out in the nine seed with the tiebreakers, despite finishing tied for last in the ACC.

Wake has a much better shot against the Terrapins than they would have against Miami or State, and lost the two previous meetings to Clemson as well.

The Demon Deacons only fell by six to Maryland earlier this season. So, here's hoping for a minor miracle. Let's get it.

It's all on the line here. Wake wins and gets the No. 9 seed in the ACC Tournament. Deacs lose, and they're still in play for the #QuestFor12. KenPom 187 headed to Atlanta to take on KenPom 168 in a rematch for the ages.

Will Georgia Tech be able to generate enough offense to top the Deacs? Will Nikita Get Belarusilly? Can Car3on De3ro3iers drop more buckets? Find out all that and more at noon on Saturday on your local ACC Network affiliate.

GET IT?! CRY ME A ... RIVERS?

ESPNU, 9 p.m., Lawrence Joel Memorial Coliseum

Duke (25-4, 12-2, KenPom 11) Vs. Wake Forest (13-15, 4-10, KenPom 189)

Here goes nothing.

1 p.m. and stuff. Whatever.

okay yeah, so this song is NSFW, but it's Saturday, so GET SOME.

This should be fun.

Wake Forest Demon Deacons @ Miami Hurricanes, 1PM, Fox Sports (regionally), ESPN3 everywhere else.

Well, this should be fun. Fox Sports regionally, ESPN3 everywhere else. 7:30 PM at Lawrence Joel Memorial Coliseum.

Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets (9-15, 2-8, KenPom 148) @ Wake Forest Demon Deacons (11-14, 2-9, KenPom 213)

ARE YOU READY?

YOU'RE TELLING ME I CAN WATCH TWO SUB-.500 TEAMS WITH MEDIOCRE OFFENSES AT 4PM ON MY SATURDAY? SIGN ME UP, CAP'N, I'M READY FOR THE SHOWZEN.

Wake has a chance to break a five game losing streak and keep Clemson from winning at the Joel for the first time in about a million years. Wake has lost eight of nine. Clemson has lost six of eight. Not often you get a chance at riveting story lines like that in the ACC. Brownell. Bzdelik. 4PM. FOR ALL THE TEXAS PETE.

Clemson Tigers (11-12, 3-6, KenPom 98) @ Wake Forest Demon Deacons (11-13, 2-8, KenPom 203), Fox Sports (regionally)/ESPN3.com nationally.

Let's get it. #GoDeacs

Who has two thumbs and thinks the Deacs are gonna win? THIS GUY.

...but not the other Tony Bennett.

John Paul Jones Arena, Charlottesville, Va., 7:30, RSN/ESPN3, Wake Forest Demon Deacons (11-12, 2-7, KenPom 197) @ Virginia Cavaliers (18-4, 5-3, KenPom 19)

So good, it almost recruits itself.

Wake Forest Demon Deacons (11-11, 2-6, KenPom 206) @ N.C. State Wolfpack (16-7, 5-3, KenPom 60)

1PM, ACC Network/ESPN3

Let's hope for #BetterThanLastTime.

In honor of my moonlighting gig at the StarNews, this game is dedicated to UNC (and Hoggard product) freshman Stilman White, who has been thrust into the backup PG role after Dexter Strickland's injury.

UNC (18-3, 5-1, KenPom 8) @ Wake Forest (11-10, 2-5, KenPom 206). ESPNU. 9PM.

#GoDeacs