Football Team: I swear to God, these guys won the ACC one year. The moon was in retrograde or something and the Demon Deacons beat Georgia Tech 9-6 in the worst ever non-El Paso football game. Normally these guys are Continental Tire Bowl or bust.
College Town: Winston-Salem, a city built with cigarette money so you might run into Don Draper's ghost if you go there.
Representative Fan: @MartinRickman because he's a Cleveland fan too and the sadness applies to everyone he covers.