So, Alphonso Smith, here's to you having a good Thanksgiving after this nightmare comes to its merciful conclusion. Nobody deserves to have such a crappy day on the best holiday of the year. And if you need a place to eat, I'll even save some turkey for you. You can fly to D.C., watch the Jets-Bengals game, we'll make Santonio Holmes jokes... It'll be great.
I promise, we'll forget this graphic ever happened.